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Summer is fucking hot!

2008-07-12T01:00:20Z

A steady 90 degrees for the past week in the sunny San Jo. MMmmm MMmmm Mmmmmm. I love the heat, except sleeping in it. I had to kick back on the Coors Light because the dehydration is nothing nice in 90 degrees of heat. I call those hang-overs, burners. Your fucking thirsty and your brain is killing and the only solution is a cold shower, some alleve, and another beer. But then you are risking falling into a coma. The heat hasn't been too good to the code-man. He has been chasing flies and I think he is becoming crazy. Well he is 5 years old now, so that makes for a deranged 35 year old bored as fuck single man with no balls taking the age with a decrease in sanity. I expect the same as I get older, except I'll still have balls. Poor dreamer.

One has to wonder why you still come to this site, I don't update it anymore and all the pictures are things you have seen before. I swear I hope to have an epic post with naked girls (maybe naked me too, I know the photos are out there, they just haven't popped up yet), more lunker bass, some bands, and drunk people. My pops just hooked up a new Olympus OM-1. I have been wanting one of those for a while. Hopefully, the 35 mm film will come back into my life.

So this is how to take pictures, if these pieces of the formula do not meet up, it doesn't happen anymore:

Leave your house (I haven't been doing this too much. Call of Duty 4 is the shit)
Don't forget the camera (Again, with age, comes a decrease in short term memory)
Charge the batteries to the camera if you do bring it out (fuck)
Get drunk (this can make it easier, but I keep thinking about the next beer instead of taking a picture)
smoke weed (this can make it even easier, open minded bro)
hang out with people who do not mind getting their picture taken (typically, they know it could end up on this web site)
go skating (nope, doesn't happen but once a week and I'm busy trying to re-learn 50-50's so i forge to bust out the digi)

Well those are just some factors in the equation. I'm working on a balance. Oh and I am also working on a completely different layout for the site so that an update will not take 1 hour to complete.

Have fun in sun, get bummed, and call me sometime, we shoudl hang out.

Love,
Marone

Enough silver bullets to kill a werewolf-- \m/

2008-06-05T21:51:58Z

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Long Live the Mansion!

2008-05-23T19:21:51Z

I miss the mansion.

I was checking out street view a while back and the mansion wasn't on there. I was thinking, " Sweet, the mansion is so awesome, that Google street view couldn't handle taking a picture of it. It would have glitched their matrix."

Well now it is there. Too bad there wasn't audio while you looked atstreet view. I would be sure to tune in on Friday nights at 2:00 am if there was.

The sun is here

2008-05-20T02:00:00Z

I've been asked numerous times, "Mario, when are you going to update your site?" Typically, my response is, "I don't know." Then I hear, "What have you been up to?" Fishing as much as possible.

Well there are other people that like fishing as much as I do. Not rednecks but THUGS ACTUALLY!? Their names are Rippin Lipps. Check out their site here. Also, girls like fishing too! Well according to this guy.

Well, have fun this summer. :)

Man Down

2008-05-02T15:27:06Z

I just was looking on Wes' blog and read that the Bird is down. He slammed on his skateboard and knocked his head real hard which put him into a coma. Put him in your thoughts and wish him a speedy recovery. If and when you read this Bird. I love you man! Get well soon.

WHERE THE FUCK IS MARONE!

2008-03-17T01:38:33Z

Dunno. I heard that fool be fishing. CLICK HERE FOR THE TURDZ SITE!

Caddy Shack!!

2008-03-06T20:27:20Z

Yeah, the beer has been flowin' but not out at the bar....at the bar in my backyard...yeah, we finally have it here. As of now there are 8 cadillac symbols in the caddy shack.

"Where everyone gets a hole in one"

Piss in the sock drawer

2008-02-15T07:27:08Z

It's Monday morning and it's time for the weekly grind. Groggy as shit, you go to grab your socks and chonies for the day. Eyes are hurting, brain is still a few hours behind.

Whoa, the socks and chonies are both wet? What the shit, did you spill some water in the drawer on Saturday night when all wasn't right?

Thursday rolls around and you go to grab some other chonies, well those are wet and stink like piss. Aww shit, that water that was spilled in the drawer was fucking piss!! Either I, or my best friend pissed in the drawer that holds your socks and chonies! Fuck bro, sorry!

The Mumlers, rain, and headaches.

2008-02-05T05:52:30Z

Everyday I wake up with a headache. We have a gas leak and this is the only reason why I believe my eyes are blood shot everyday and it feels like my head is filled with boogers. Like in the back of my head sitting there getting moldy. I have heard that gas leaks can cause headaches so this is what believe is causing them, it is not the wine...

For all of those that are around the San Jose area, The Mumlers are having a show coming up real soon at the Blank Club. This show is the new record release show. If things are like they usually are, there will be a lot of drunk people and some solidgrooves, so go if you're in the area.

Lots of rain in the area and the cabin fever has been setting in. Pictionary isn't cutting it anymore and my dog has started chewing on his leg because he is so bored. I have a fly infestation, so that has been keeping me busy too. Someone gave me an electric fly swatter for x mas and it is probably one of the best presentsthat I have ever received.

BIG JESS and HOT TUB.....enjoy an stay dry.

new home and eighties parties!

2008-01-16T04:10:33Z

yes, the chupacabra now resides in a new home. no posts on the site because he's busy moving from one dungeon to another. changing dens is tough. celebration...

Hot Tub+Shine Box=Hot Box.

2008-01-09T08:00:43Z

Here's a photo of my friend Dave.(He's the more pale of the two, but I assure you his roots are firmly planted in Africa.) He goes by many names, a few of which I call him to his face. The latest and greatest of which is SHINE BOX. It's a blatantly disrespectful nickname that I will gladly take full credit for inventing. I knew at the moment of it's inception that it would catch on like wild fire, and sure as shit, it did! He claims to hate it, but I think otherwise. He told me that people at work even call him this. Yea! He's feeling it, I'm feeling it, and I know your fuckin' feeling it! If you don't like to call him that, you can call him THE SCARECROW or any other assortment of derogatory names. He's fantastic...Look at how hyped Clyde is to be getting free boards again.(Even if they are Darkstar.) I also like to make jokes about how Sharpeska is going to marry Dave's mom, and then as his stepdad, Paul will ground Shinebox for drinking his beers. CLASSIC!

Be Swayze...

2008-01-09T07:50:33Z

Yes, it's him...The figure of which all REAL MEN are measured against! SWAYZE! Professional dancer, check. Professional thesapian, check. All around bad ass and street warrior, check, check. Is there any thing Swayze can't do? I'm sure not. All nay sayers check Road House. Even that one gives me a tingle in my no-no parts! Jack of all trades and master of none. What more can I say, we should all strive harder to...BE SWAYZE.

Momma I'm comin home...

2008-01-05T02:17:42Z

Nasty Nemeth is only weeks away from being home! For good measure, Team Park is prepared for gaying off at the highest degree. Yea Wes, back that thang up!

Only months away....

2008-01-04T05:22:59Z

For those not in the know, Team S.D. has been on the disabled list. It's really starting to fuck with his mental stability. So the next time you see Wes,give him a hug and tell him everything will be better in March. Don't give him any cigarettes though, it slows his healing time by %40!

Kells...

2008-01-04T05:15:48Z

If Kells can pee on a 14 year old and never see a day in the F.E.D., this bitch is wide open!