A steady 90 degrees for the past week in the sunny San Jo. MMmmm MMmmm Mmmmmm. I love the heat, except sleeping in it. I had to kick back on the Coors Light because the dehydration is nothing nice in 90 degrees of heat. I call those hang-overs, burners. Your fucking thirsty and your brain is killing and the only solution is a cold shower, some alleve, and another beer. But then you are risking falling into a coma. The heat hasn't been too good to the code-man. He has been chasing flies and I think he is becoming crazy. Well he is 5 years old now, so that makes for a deranged 35 year old bored as fuck single man with no balls taking the age with a decrease in sanity. I expect the same as I get older, except I'll still have balls. Poor dreamer.

One has to wonder why you still come to this site, I don't update it anymore and all the pictures are things you have seen before.  I swear I hope to have an epic post with naked girls (maybe naked me too, I know the photos are out there, they just haven't popped up yet), more lunker bass, some bands, and drunk people.  My pops just hooked up a new Olympus OM-1. I have been wanting one of those for a while.  Hopefully, the 35 mm film will come back into my life. 

So this is how to take pictures, if these pieces of the formula do not meet up, it doesn't happen anymore:

• Leave your house (I haven't been doing this too much. Call of Duty 4 is the shit)
  
• Don't forget the camera (Again, with age, comes a decrease in short term memory)
  
• Charge the batteries to the camera if you do bring it out (fuck)
• Get drunk (this can make it easier, but I keep thinking about the next beer instead of taking a picture)
• smoke weed (this can make it even easier, open minded bro)
• hang out with people who do not mind getting their picture taken (typically, they know it could end up on this web site)
• go skating (nope, doesn't happen but once a week and I'm busy trying to re-learn 50-50's so i forge to bust out the digi)

Well those are just some factors in the equation. I'm working on a balance. Oh and I am also working on a completely different layout for the site so that an update will not take 1 hour to complete.

Have fun in sun, get bummed, and call me sometime, we shoudl hang out.

Love,
Marone

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I was checking out street view a while back and the mansion wasn't on there. I was thinking, " Sweet, the mansion is so awesome, that Google street view couldn't handle taking a picture of it. It would have glitched their matrix."

Well now it is there. Too bad there wasn't audio while you looked atstreet view. I would be sure to tune in on Friday nights at 2:00 am if there was.

I've been asked numerous times, "Mario, when are you going to update your site?" Typically, my response is, "I don't know." Then I hear, "What have you been up to?" Fishing as much as possible.

I just was looking on Wes' blog and read that the Bird is down. He slammed on his skateboard and knocked his head real hard which put him into a coma. Put him in your thoughts and wish him a speedy recovery. If and when you read this Bird. I love you man! Get well soon.

Dunno. I heard that fool be fishing. CLICK HERE FOR THE TURDZ SITE!

Yeah, the beer has been flowin' but not out at the bar....at the bar in my backyard...yeah, we finally have it here. As of now there are 8 cadillac symbols in the caddy shack.

"Where everyone gets a hole in one"

It's Monday morning and it's time for the weekly grind. Groggy as shit, you go to grab your socks and chonies for the day. Eyes are hurting, brain is still a few hours behind.

Whoa, the socks and chonies are both wet? What the shit, did you spill some water in the drawer on Saturday night when all wasn't right?

Thursday rolls around and you go to grab some other chonies, well those are wet and stink like piss. Aww shit, that water that was spilled in the drawer was fucking piss!! Either I, or my best friend pissed in the drawer that holds your socks and chonies! Fuck bro, sorry!

Everyday I wake up with a headache. We have a gas leak and this is the only reason why I believe my eyes are blood shot everyday and it feels like my head is filled with boogers.

Like in the back of my head sitting there getting moldy. I have heard that gas leaks

can cause headaches so this is what  believe is causing them, it is not the wine...

For all of those that are around the San Jose area, The Mumlers are having a show coming up real soon at the Blank Club. This show is the new record release show. If things are like they usually are, there will be a lot of drunk people and some solidgrooves, so go if you're in the area.

Lots of rain in the area and the cabin fever has been setting in. Pictionary isn't cutting it anymore and my dog has started chewing on his leg because he is so bored. I have a fly infestation, so that has been keeping me busy too. Someone gave me an electric fly swatter for x mas and it is probably one of the  best presentsthat I have ever received.

BIG JESS and HOT TUB.....enjoy an stay dry.

yes, the chupacabra now resides in a new home. no posts on the site because he's busy moving from one dungeon to another. changing dens is tough. celebration...